✎ YUKOKI
SOUMAY;
My biggest fear is that you will see me the way I see myself;

shakesankle:

hepkitteh:

Why I enjoy having my high school English teacher on Facebook: she uses the word “befucked” to describe things that anyone else would describe as “fucked”, making even cursing sound like Shakespeare.

Things I need to incorporate into my everyday speech.

“Far be it from me to keep a woman from her book. That could become dangerous.”

- Elizabeth Hunter, A Hidden Fire (via simplybookdrunk)

littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

balthazarswings:

[AGGRESSIVELY SINGS ALONG WITH THE WORDLESS GAME OF THRONES INTRO]

alicexz:

THE NORTH REMEMBERS

alicexz:

THE NORTH REMEMBERS

“I don’t want to be alone, I want to be left alone.”

- Audrey Hepburn
“I don’t want to be alone, I want to be left alone.”

- Audrey Hepburn

hipster-trichster:

2makeyewsmile:

Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?

Officer: Ma’am, you were speeding.

Woman: Oh, I see.

Officer: Can I see your license please?

Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.

Officer: Don’t have one?

Woman: Lost it 4 times for drunk driving.

Officer: I see…Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

Woman: I can’t do that.

Officer: Why not?

Woman: I stole this car.

Officer: Stole it?

Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.

Officer: You what?

Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see.

The Officer looks at the woman, slowly backs away to his car, and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle
please!

The woman steps out of her vehicle.

Woman: Is there a problem sir?

Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.

Woman: Murdered the owner?

Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.

The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.

Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?

Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The first officer is stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer. The officer snaps open the clutch purse and examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.

Woman: Betcha the lying bastard told you I was speeding too.

that was a wild ride

gabriel-the-fallen-archangel:

winchesterdelight:

They’re doing a musical episode for the 200th.

THEY’RE DOING A MUSICAL EPISODE FOR THE 200TH.

THEY’RE DOING A MUSICAL EPISODE FOR THE 200TH.

THEY’RE DOING A FUCKING MUSICAL EPISODE FOR THE 200TH!!!!!

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It’s going to be called Fan Fiction

IT’S GOING TO BE CALLED FAN FICTION

IT’S GOING TO BE CALLED FAN FICTION

IT’S GOING TO BE CALLED FAN FICTION

IT’S GOING TO BE CALLED FAN FICTION

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“Winterfell’s not in the South," Jon objected.
“Yes it is. Everything below the Wall’s south to us.”
He had never thought of it that way. “I suppose it’s all in where you’re standing.”
“Aye,” Ygritte agreed. “It always is.”

-

Jon - A Clash of Kings

In which Jon Snow takes an enemy captive, and immediately proceeds to listen to one of her folk tales and see things from her perspective

(via ygrittekissedbyfire)

"You know nothing, Jon Snow" isn’t just a funny meme about Jon being stupid. It’s Ygritte telling him he doesn’t know things, and Jon caring enough to learn, and to incorporate what he learns into his worldview. Jon’s one of the few men in Westeros to consider what a woman would think/do before he makes decisions. This happens all throughout his chapters in ADWD, where he talks to her in his head. "They know nothing, Ygritte. And worse, they will not learn."

(via thatgirlnevershutsup)

“Winterfell’s not in the South," Jon objected.
“Yes it is. Everything below the Wall’s south to us.”
He had never thought of it that way. “I suppose it’s all in where you’re standing.”
“Aye,” Ygritte agreed. “It always is.”

-

Jon - A Clash of Kings

In which Jon Snow takes an enemy captive, and immediately proceeds to listen to one of her folk tales and see things from her perspective

(via ygrittekissedbyfire)

"You know nothing, Jon Snow" isn’t just a funny meme about Jon being stupid. It’s Ygritte telling him he doesn’t know things, and Jon caring enough to learn, and to incorporate what he learns into his worldview. Jon’s one of the few men in Westeros to consider what a woman would think/do before he makes decisions. This happens all throughout his chapters in ADWD, where he talks to her in his head. "They know nothing, Ygritte. And worse, they will not learn."

(via thatgirlnevershutsup)